Saturday, January 10, 2009

1.5 The Testimonies of the 'Hollow Pig's Head Prawn' vs. 'The Reptilian Female Dog'

Shaun, the 'Hollow Pig-Headed Prawn'and Jamie, the 'Reptilian Female Dog', face off once again... in front of Mrs Foo's desk.
They had been in a downright childish duel of the savage, barbarianic prefects which had resulted in the floor cover with prawnspit-infected water and a lemon-green tea on all of Shaun's personal belongings.
The cavemen-brained, violent prefects were asked to give their testimonies to Mrs Foo, and after experiencing many fights before in third grade, I predicted that the whole thing would end with some apologizing and returning to seats.
Man, I was right. How appropriate for the legendary clash.

-Alex

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