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WEEKLY A2 STOLEN BY CPU SCUM!

WEEKLY A2 HAS BEEN STOLEN BY ROUGE BIO-TERRORIST GANG'S CPU GANG BOSS SHAUN SEAH...! AN EXCHANGE WILL BE HELD ON 23-01-2009; THE WEEKLY A2 FOR CPU MAGAZINE CLASSWATCH, WHICH HAS BEEN DULLED DUE TO WEEKLY A2 BEING POPULAR.

THE CPU ASSHOLES STOOPS SO LOW AS TO STEAL IT, SO AS A COUNTER-MEASURE, WE HERE AT WEEKLY A2 USED ev09 SPONSERS TO SWIPE THE UNPOPULAR CLASSWATCH.

THIS HERE PROVES THAT ALL CPU ARE RETARDED SCUM WHO ARE JEALOUS OF WEEKLY A2, THE BETTER NEWSPAPER.

YOU SUCK, CPU SCUM!

2.5 Ho has Balls! (CAMP EDITION)

After bathing with Ho, CPU Gang Boss Shaun dispells rumours that Ho, resident class geek, does not have a, well, you know... You get it, eh? So all remember, Ho does have 'that'.... In all of your faces!
The underline for this article:
"Balls to You, Ho!"

-Alex

2.4 Trip to Orphanage (CAMP EDITION)

First day of the P6 Camp was spent on a 45 minute ferry ride, pitching tents and visiting an orphanage in a more rural area (for our Community Involvement Project). Sand was flying around in strong gusts of wind, and hurt the eyes of pupils (pun intended).

The children there looked happy and sociable despite their poor living conditions, something to be admired, unlike most CPU scum. We had a good time playing with them, except for the whirling sand which forced my to wear my blue-tinted goggles and embarrass myself in front of the entire orphanage.

-Alex

Weekly 2: Entertainment and Info Page

Country of the Week's Language: English (Slang)

Hello - Yo
Grandpa- 'G'
Old Man- Old Timer
Friend - Dude

Weekly Jap Words:
EXTENDED

ko
-child

ryu
-dragon

gomu
-rubber

kage
-shadow

Weekly Taekwondo Move (By amateurs, for amateurs!):
Back Fist

1. Tuck under left arm

2.Swing it outward forcefully

2.3 Weekly A2 Announcement

Weekly A2's next two days' reports are going to be about the events of the 3D 2N camp in Batam, Indonesia. Articles are going to be based on it, so since we at Weekly A2 can't do anything about it, might as well enjoy it.
And writing time is limited, so a day-to-day account is not that common.
Good (3) days and (2) nights!

-Alex

2.2 Interview with Eu Su Lynn

This interview was held at reccess by Alex, who put his life on the line (Su Lynn was surrounded by many gangsters such as Jamie) to hold this interview for Zhao. Enjoy, though it ain't much.

Q: What do you think of terrorist group CPU
A: *Laughs

Q: Hello? Can I ask you some questions?
A: *Laughs *Coughs
ALX: ...

Q: Okay... never mind that. Can I?
A: *Coughs. Okay!

Q: ... Do you like Andrew (Zhao Bo)?
A: No!

Q: What do you think of bioterrorist group CPU?
A: I don't know... I'm calling the police.

Q: What for?
A: For disturbing me.

This pre-paid interview an accepted job ended with laughs. Andrew's gonna kill me when he finds out about this 'interview'.

-Alex